New York Giants
In New York, giants of literature and art make their home. Why? Because it's been the culture capitol of the world since WWII. They go, they go - you don't expect them to be there, but you see them at New York Giants games. You don't expect them to be there because you think they are pansies. Well, think again, my friend. Think again as many times as it takes until you don't think like that any more, because it's the incorrect way of thinking.
I, myself, stand at the entrance gate to New York and say, "Welcome to New York, giants of literature and art."
Then it's off to the New York Giants game before we hit up a series of exclusive loft parties. See ya!