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These men were cowboys. They were very capable riders and they rode on and on despite obstacle or danger. They rode for many days through the desert and finally reached a sign.

"New York City?" they cried.

A little man stepped out from behind the sign. He was so thin he had been hidden behind the narrow post.

"Why yes, gentlemen. New York City it is." He sounded like a squeaky toy in a dog's mouth. "Welcome."

One of the cowboys, named R. Kelly, said, "I don't know. I've been to New York City before and I never knew of it connecting to the desert."

The thin man was upon him now. "Don't you trust your eyes, son? This is New York City."

And so it was unanimous now. They had reached New York City, despite obstacle or danger.